Are you disappointed that I’m not a murderer?
I mean, a little.
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req’d by @faeinthebone
ahhh such is life
text: The road to arson is paved with missed opportunities
Clark Kent, trying to leave a gala he’s covering: Ope, just gonna squeeze right past you.
Bruce Wayne, who heard Superman say the same thing at a Justice League meeting that morning: No fucking way
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Fresh new sitcom idea: a spinoff of Modern Family but it’s 1536 and the dissolution of the monasteries is in full swing. The patriarch is a secret Catholic and is hiding this from his long suffering wife and children. The guilt is eating him alive but he puts a brave face on things and has a reputation for being a total lad, a real joker, a good-time guy. Spoiler alert: they’re all secretly Catholic but hiding it from the others. The family is tearing itself apart at the seams. Secrecy lurks beneath every punchline. It’s a fun-filled series of heartwarming, wacky japes, set during the reign of terror of Henry VIII.
Me: makes a post which I’m pretty pleased with, solely on a lololol level
@rubiscothegeek: just casually adds the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever read as a reply
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Like for Jowling Kowling Rowling to be eaten by orcas. Reblog for Jowlong Kowling Rowling to also be eaten by orcas
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“This story is a tragedy because it didn’t have to end this way.”
vs
“This story is a tragedy because it was always going to end this way.”
You. You get it.
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CHUNG THANH PHONG Butterfly Dress
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…I mean, is it even a Harness Bag without the awesome maker’s mark; the hanging rig that lets you pop it onto belt loops, a belt, or even a body harness; or the sexy yet securing thigh strap? No. No, it isn’t. Anyways, 5 out of seven bags fully completed and about to be dispatched and two more to follow tomorrow once I grab some more snaps.
Need to get an order in for yourself? It’s always a good time for it.
cant overstate how much i laughed at this
need him so bad
[video by aaronpaulsen1, stitch with le. caption: i guess you can say this is my biggest fan 😎]
Hey, don’t cry. Crew storyboard artist Mikecatsu just liked a strawbbz fanart of Gus and Matt kissing, okay?