beif0ngs:

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Are you disappointed that I’m not a murderer?
I mean, a little.

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theshitpostcalligrapher:

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req’d by @faeinthebone

ahhh such is life

text: The road to arson is paved with missed opportunities

taxestheyllbelowerson:


i think about this on a hourly basis

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ms-musers:

Clark Kent, trying to leave a gala he’s covering: Ope, just gonna squeeze right past you.

Bruce Wayne, who heard Superman say the same thing at a Justice League meeting that morning: No fucking way

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teashoesandhair:

teashoesandhair:

Fresh new sitcom idea: a spinoff of Modern Family but it’s 1536 and the dissolution of the monasteries is in full swing. The patriarch is a secret Catholic and is hiding this from his long suffering wife and children. The guilt is eating him alive but he puts a brave face on things and has a reputation for being a total lad, a real joker, a good-time guy. Spoiler alert: they’re all secretly Catholic but hiding it from the others. The family is tearing itself apart at the seams. Secrecy lurks beneath every punchline. It’s a fun-filled series of heartwarming, wacky japes, set during the reign of terror of Henry VIII.

Me: makes a post which I’m pretty pleased with, solely on a lololol level

@rubiscothegeek: just casually adds the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever read as a reply

a screenshot of a comment by Tumblr user rubiscothegeek which reads: three separate priests are hidden in the walls by three different family members and there's a running subplot about how they all accidentally avoid discovery by each otherALT

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kingscrown666:

memewhore:

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Like for Jowling Kowling Rowling to be eaten by orcas. Reblog for Jowlong Kowling Rowling to also be eaten by orcas

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supreme-leader-stoat:

supreme-leader-stoat:

“This story is a tragedy because it didn’t have to end this way.”

vs

“This story is a tragedy because it was always going to end this way.”

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You. You get it.

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fashion-runways:

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CHUNG THANH PHONG Butterfly Dress
if you want to support this blog consider donating to: ko-fi.com/fashionrunways

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alexasharpe-art:
“Strange spirits 🩸👁‍🗨🩸 commission for @lacrimore ~
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alexasharpe-art:

Strange spirits 🩸👁‍🗨🩸 commission for @lacrimore ~

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dee-the-red-witch:

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…I mean, is it even a Harness Bag without the awesome maker’s mark; the hanging rig that lets you pop it onto belt loops, a belt, or even a body harness; or the sexy yet securing thigh strap? No. No, it isn’t. Anyways, 5 out of seven bags fully completed and about to be dispatched and two more to follow tomorrow once I grab some more snaps.


Need to get an order in for yourself? It’s always a good time for it.

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thebigbiwolf:

Tags: oi sadsack

pearlswine:

cant overstate how much i laughed at this

noodlecake:

need him so bad

tiktoksformyfriends:

[video by aaronpaulsen1, stitch with le. caption: i guess you can say this is my biggest fan 😎]

anguigenus:

Hey, don’t cry. Crew storyboard artist Mikecatsu just liked a strawbbz fanart of Gus and Matt kissing, okay?

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