so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious.
my raiil’2 2eeiing diifferent part2 of thii2 2tupiid 2hiit than II am and apparently 2omeone ii2 claiimiing 90% of troll2 are rapii2t2
DESPICABLE CLAIM IS AND FALSE MOREOVER! WHEREFORE THIS MISINFORMATION COMES?
This is an amazing book
2omeone2 talkiing about people 2ayiing how all troll2 are iirredemably on theiir da2h, II’m glad iit2 not fuckiing on miine
THE ACTUAL MOTHERFUCK. is their own self troll being?
well the per2on complaiiniing about the complaiiniing ii2, II dont know about whoever el2e iit ii2
IF SO, foolish are, AND IF NOT MORE FOOLISH BEING. need not to alternia come, THOUGH MIGHT WELL IN THE EVENTUAL CAPTURED BE.
II’m pretty 2ure gettiing captured and whatever would ju2t be proviing theiir poiint though
would not typing thereon be, THOUGH.
eridan would try to teach cronus various forms of ballroom dancing because as a highblood he should be cultured
"don’t you know how to dance at all?"
cronus responds through dirty dance and eridan just shrieks
cronus just gyrates his hips troll elvis presley style
I have a gif for that
Weird Al Yankovic TOTALLYLOOKSLIKE The Grand Highblood
Mark Gatiss waited almost forty years to realise his childhood dreams of hamming it up as a Doctor Who baddie. He’d clearly be damned if he wasn’t going to squeeze the fun out of every background-featuring frame.
The Twist: They have to wear it.